August 14, 2004

Synchronized Diving

Synchronized Diving is on. What the hell? Why is this a sport? I can understand diving, but just because you have two people dive at the same time and do the exact same thing does not make a good sport. Why don't they have synchronized running or synchronized javelin or synchronized basketball. Yeah, there's two basketball games going on at the same time, but they are synchronized you see, they are the exact same game. Holy shit! It's a whole new sport! I am a genius. Why don't they have synchronized taking a shit contest? Ugggh.