Base-ball

I think that I have decided that I am going to root for the Houston Astroids in the final game of the National League Baseball tournament. I think the Houstons have a good team and they will defeat the Sainted Louis Carnivals by doing good hitting and throwing and, of course, catching. Don't forget, Santa Louis players are always adjusting their nutsacks and penises, and this could hurt them. If I was the coach, I would say something like, "boys, keep your eye on the ball and your head on the game." I probably wouldn't mention the whole crotch play thing, because I feel that as a coach, you should try to maintain positivity.