I am Mature
Tom Brokaw says "bukkake". (Don't waste your time viewing this if you don't want to, it's really not worth it.)
October 21, 2004
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Previous Posts
- Bill O'Reilly Talks About Sex
- Jon Stewart Confronts CNN's Crossfire
- The Man on the Corner
- When Dinosaurs Were Cute
- Thar's a Possum in th' Kitchen!
- Hiccups
- Ron Jeremy's first goatse viewing
- Backwards Lyrics
- That Jack and Coke Your Sippin' is for Pussies
- Debate Drinking Game
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Filthy rats for sale. They are not cute.
Little Timmy's kid detective agency will solve the case!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Lost wedding ring found in natural springs pool.
Missing Bicorn. A bicorn is kinda like a unicorn, only has two horns instead of one. Also, they aren't very magical, unless you count bazooka-diarrhoeaing all over the brand new drapes "magical". Responds to the name Rainbow.
Have a super nice day, ya'll
Happy Birthday, Birthday People!
Hello out there. Hello out there. Hello out there. Hey? Hey? Hey? This canyon has an echo... echo... echo.....
I will bash your face randomly
Don't be afraid to TAKE it to the LIMIT!
You waited on me the other day, I felt like we had a real connection after I stared at you for like five minutes.
Be something useful, or not.
Interested in some Illegal activity? Criminal behavior specialist seeks help.
Be Happy Today!
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