Why Are All These Motherfuckers Parked In Front Of My House?

There's these motherfuckers with their cars parked in front of my house. What the hell? Who are these motherfuckers, and why do they think they can just park their cars in front of my house? Seriously, there's no one parked across the street or at the houses next door on either motherfucking side. So what the fuck's up with these motherfucks? Where the hell did you come from and why in the motherfucking shit are you parking your motherfucking car in front of my motherfucking house?

I'm gonna go sit on my front porch with a bottle of whiskey and wait for these motherfuckers to come back to their cars. Then there will be questions asked. Some strong language may also be used.