Today is Friday the 13th
Boo!
Did I scare you?
Ok, I know that's not scary. But what if I told you a story about a floating baby head? That's scary right? Now imagine if the floating baby head had a big fang. We're getting spooky....
Now suppose that the floating baby head with a fang likes to eat blood. I know, that's predictable, but sometimes predictable things are scary.
So now, imagine sixteen mexican women working in a tortilla factory. They all have huge tits. This part isn't scary, I'm just setting up for the scary part.
Okay, so the baby head is floating down the street and it smells tortillas and it floats into the factory. One of the women sees the baby head and screams.
"Ay caramba!"
The baby head flies right into her, right into that space between her enormous breasts and it starts gnawing through her body. All the other women see this and they start screaming and tortillas just go flying everywhere. The manager, who happens to be a cowboy, is getting a blowjob in his office from the secretary and he hears the commotion.
"Get off me bitch, and watch the teeth next time," says the cowboy to the secretary. He walks out of his office and screams, "Hey, it ain't break time yet, get back to making them fuckin' tortillas, ya bitches!"
He sees the baby head.
"Holy fuck! What the ass is that?" The cowboy pulls his six shooter out of his holster and starts firing.
The baby head floats there and gobbles all the bullets up.
"Shit!" screams the cowboy. "Goddamn floatin' baby head!"
The janitor across the room puts down his broom and says, "you can't shoot a baby head. The only way you can kill a floating baby head is with nunchucks." Then the floating baby head flies across the room and kills the janitor. It ate his balls and his left arm.
The cowboy just happens to have a pair of nunchucks in his desk drawer. He gets them out and stands in the doorway and starts doing fancy karate shit with them.
"Come to papa you fucking baby bastard piece of whale shit motherfucker bitch."
The baby head ignores him and instead goes after the secretary. It flies up her pussy and eats it's way through and comes out of her ass. She's dead.
"Noooooo! You dumb baby head!" screams the cowboy with a tear in his eye.
The cowboy runs after the baby head with his nunchucks flailing. The baby flies into him but gets knocked across the room and lands in a vat of tortilla batter.
The baby head is stuck in there and starts crying.
"Awwww, it's scared," says one of the mexican women.
"Don't feel sorry for it." The cowboy walks up to the vat and nunchucks the baby head to death.
"Fuckin' floating baby head. Clean that vat up make some tortillas."
The end. Now that's a scary story. I hope I didn't scare you too much. I hope this doesn't give you nightmares. Be careful tonight. Watch out for floating baby heads!
Did I scare you?
Ok, I know that's not scary. But what if I told you a story about a floating baby head? That's scary right? Now imagine if the floating baby head had a big fang. We're getting spooky....
Now suppose that the floating baby head with a fang likes to eat blood. I know, that's predictable, but sometimes predictable things are scary.
So now, imagine sixteen mexican women working in a tortilla factory. They all have huge tits. This part isn't scary, I'm just setting up for the scary part.
Okay, so the baby head is floating down the street and it smells tortillas and it floats into the factory. One of the women sees the baby head and screams.
"Ay caramba!"
The baby head flies right into her, right into that space between her enormous breasts and it starts gnawing through her body. All the other women see this and they start screaming and tortillas just go flying everywhere. The manager, who happens to be a cowboy, is getting a blowjob in his office from the secretary and he hears the commotion.
"Get off me bitch, and watch the teeth next time," says the cowboy to the secretary. He walks out of his office and screams, "Hey, it ain't break time yet, get back to making them fuckin' tortillas, ya bitches!"
He sees the baby head.
"Holy fuck! What the ass is that?" The cowboy pulls his six shooter out of his holster and starts firing.
The baby head floats there and gobbles all the bullets up.
"Shit!" screams the cowboy. "Goddamn floatin' baby head!"
The janitor across the room puts down his broom and says, "you can't shoot a baby head. The only way you can kill a floating baby head is with nunchucks." Then the floating baby head flies across the room and kills the janitor. It ate his balls and his left arm.
The cowboy just happens to have a pair of nunchucks in his desk drawer. He gets them out and stands in the doorway and starts doing fancy karate shit with them.
"Come to papa you fucking baby bastard piece of whale shit motherfucker bitch."
The baby head ignores him and instead goes after the secretary. It flies up her pussy and eats it's way through and comes out of her ass. She's dead.
"Noooooo! You dumb baby head!" screams the cowboy with a tear in his eye.
The cowboy runs after the baby head with his nunchucks flailing. The baby flies into him but gets knocked across the room and lands in a vat of tortilla batter.
The baby head is stuck in there and starts crying.
"Awwww, it's scared," says one of the mexican women.
"Don't feel sorry for it." The cowboy walks up to the vat and nunchucks the baby head to death.
"Fuckin' floating baby head. Clean that vat up make some tortillas."
The end. Now that's a scary story. I hope I didn't scare you too much. I hope this doesn't give you nightmares. Be careful tonight. Watch out for floating baby heads!
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