I Just Wish I Had Cotton Candy For Lunch

Just once. Just once. I mean, just once, I wish I could announce that I had cotton candy for lunch. I wish someone would come up to me and ask me what I had for lunch. And then I would reply, "oh, I just had some cotton candy for lunch."

It would be so wonderful. I would blow their minds! They would not know what to expect. Who has cotton candy for lunch?

These people would stand around and be amazed by my cotton candy lunch. How can someone actually eat cotton candy for lunch? Is that even nutritious?

Who cares? I did it. I ate cotton candy for lunch, and it was delicious. I don't care what people think. If I want cotton candy for lunch, I'm gonna eat it up, cockdammit!