Crank 2: High Voltage was snubbed by the Oscars
Or, rather I should say that Crank 2: High Voltage (from here on out shall be officially and conveniently designated as C2:HiV) was snubbed by the HITLERS!!!!
Ok, so the Oscar Dickshit Association of Assmunching didn't nominate C2:HiV for Best Picture. Ok. Whatever. See, here's the thing, this year those Oscarholes expanded their crap prize to a nomination field of 10 up from 5. And now they seriously want to tell me that C2:HiV was not one of the top 10 films of this past year?!
Now, before all 3 of you losers actually reading this get yer pantaloons in a bundle, understand that is not a joke. This is not Ha-Ha-Laff-Laff time. This is not an ironic moustache with an ironic t-shirt on some dude that needs to be immediately injured in the legs. This is sincere. Like a sincere cupcake that says "I love you". I have no idea what that means.
Ok, so the Oscar Dickshit Association of Assmunching didn't nominate C2:HiV for Best Picture. Ok. Whatever. See, here's the thing, this year those Oscarholes expanded their crap prize to a nomination field of 10 up from 5. And now they seriously want to tell me that C2:HiV was not one of the top 10 films of this past year?!
Now, before all 3 of you losers actually reading this get yer pantaloons in a bundle, understand that is not a joke. This is not Ha-Ha-Laff-Laff time. This is not an ironic moustache with an ironic t-shirt on some dude that needs to be immediately injured in the legs. This is sincere. Like a sincere cupcake that says "I love you". I have no idea what that means.
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