Post Election

I would like to be the first to welcome our new overlords. Thank you, may I have another?

No but seriously folks, the President said in his acceptance speech that he will work to make this nation "stronger" and "better" and "will work to earn [my support]." Sounds good to me, I mean the President is a man of his word, isn't he?

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to hop into my space ship and fly over the unicorn meadows down to Cloud City where I can purchase a brand new pair of lollipop pants.