Update, At Last

This site has been neglegted for awhile. More neglected than a [insert neglected person here]. It's like somebody got drunk and fell off their bar stool and by the time they stood back up and picked up their cigarette off the ground and placed their hat back on their head that they ended up going to the bathroom to try to pee, only the didn't need to pee, so they stood there at the urinal, dick in hand, no pee coming out while the others around pissed like waterfalls, and there you are, dick in hand, feeling slightly embarrassed, like someone might notice, like they might think that you don't really have to pee, you're just standing in front of the urinal with nothing coming out, dick in hand, and then finally a stream breaks, so you pee and flush and skip the hand washing part because, hey, it's not like they got dirty, and head back out and you sit in a different spot because you forgot where you were sitting before, or maybe you didn't care.

But then there's that person on the other end who's had their eye on you and they're looking for you and they notice you're not in your usual spot and they figure you must have left, but then they realize your sitting over there.

And then you realize you sat in a spot that's next to some really annoying person who insists on talking to you and you have absolutely know desire to talk this person, none whatsoever, and you know that nothing they can possibly say is interesting to you, and you feel like you are so much better than them and they are so much further behind you in this game, but, dammit, they suck you in, and there you are, talking to them, and you're bored out of your mind but, there you are. What are you gonna about it now, Mr. Smartypants? Huh? Take it in stride, make a few cliche off-color jokes, give up a few "uh huhs" and "oh yeahs" and then make a break for it. "I gotta go."