April Douche!

Godmotherfuck, oh shit, it's that time again. That time when every toolbag douchface sacknut fuckhole thinks they're Mr. funnypants asswipe and can pulloff some lazy ass lame ass bullshit fuckwipe April Fool's Joke that absolutely zero people find funny.

It's that time when every single nerdtoolshit feels the need to pull off some awful lame ass joke, that always takes about 3 seconds to go "hey this doesn't make sense, oh, yeah, it's April first, haha, good one, douche-homedepot."

It would be one thing if a single April Fool's Day joke were actually funny. But they're not. For the most part, it's just a license for everyday normal nerdholes to act like dicks. Haha, we are betraying yer trust fer no reason at all! Fuck you! Assmunch! Haha, eat it!