Shit Be Gone

For all you concious consumers out there, I'd like to introduce you to a toilet paper that "is manufactured to the highest standards of social and environmental responsibility." Say good day to Shitbegone brand toilet paper. It's "pillow soft" and "100% recycled." The site also mentions that:

Most people use toilet paper to wipe up shit, but most companies do not sell toilet paper by talking about shit. They sell it with the opposite of shit— bullshit. Fluffy bunnies and so on.

I would also like to point out that babies and clouds are also used to sell toilet paper.