Decisions, Decisions . . .
Do I wanna wear jeans today, or do I wanna wear pants? I think I'm gonna go for pants. Today is a pants day. Definitely. Pants all the way, baby.
November 06, 2004
All New!
Updated Occasionally!
Grammtactically Korrect!
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- I am Mature
- Bill O'Reilly Talks About Sex
- Jon Stewart Confronts CNN's Crossfire
- The Man on the Corner
- When Dinosaurs Were Cute
- Thar's a Possum in th' Kitchen!
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Filthy rats for sale. They are not cute.
Little Timmy's kid detective agency will solve the case!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Lost wedding ring found in natural springs pool.
Missing Bicorn. A bicorn is kinda like a unicorn, only has two horns instead of one. Also, they aren't very magical, unless you count bazooka-diarrhoeaing all over the brand new drapes "magical". Responds to the name Rainbow.
Have a super nice day, ya'll
Happy Birthday, Birthday People!
Hello out there. Hello out there. Hello out there. Hey? Hey? Hey? This canyon has an echo... echo... echo.....
I will bash your face randomly
Don't be afraid to TAKE it to the LIMIT!
You waited on me the other day, I felt like we had a real connection after I stared at you for like five minutes.
Be something useful, or not.
Interested in some Illegal activity? Criminal behavior specialist seeks help.
Be Happy Today!
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