Girly Men

The Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has chastised the democratic lawmakers of the state by calling them "girly men." The democratic response, has been to act like girly men and whine and cry about being called "girly men."

Look, if someone calls you a "girly man", your response should not be to complain that "girly men" is a sexist or possibly homophobic statement. A better response would be to do something like the following:

All the democratic lawmakers assemble on a stage. The head guy stands behind a podium and says into the microphone, "Mr. Schwarzenegger has called us girly men. Well, Mr. Schwarzenegger, would a bunch of girly men do this?"

The curtain rises. Playboy playmates ride out on motorcycles. The Laker girls rappel from the rafters. Strippers, burlesque dancers, hookers, show girls, cheerleaders, you name it, they all come out butt naked, some in roller skates, some on horseback, some with sparklers in their hands, some with hula hoops and ironic trucker hats. The lawmakers, wearing tear-away pants, shed their clothes and everyone just starts fuckin'. Everybody's just humpin' away like bunnies. The stage turns into a mound of pulsating flesh and the world's largest simultaneous orgasm occurs. Six lawmakers die of heart attacks, and seventeen people contract various STD's. In fact, a whole new deadly disease mutates out of this sick, yet strangely beautiful, display of human debauchery.

The main guy heads back to the podium. "Your move, Governator."

The Governator browns his trousers.