The Union of Man and Box Turtle

I tried. I'm telling you, I tried. I tried to resist the temptation. Really, I tried.

But, I can't. I must write something.

Here's why.

From the Washington Post:

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

-- Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), advocating a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage in a speech Thursday to the Heritage Foundation.

Where do I go with this? Where? What can I possibly say?

Senator Turtlefuck (R-Tex) has said it all.

Now look at some turtle porn.

If you were in any way turned on by that, then you may be a Republican.

UPDATE: Check this out.