This Blog is Filthy

I haven't updated this nasty crud heap in quite awhile, but looking back over some of my past work it's clear that I have a filthy mouth that needs to be hosed off, flea dipped, and febrezed back to sanitary cleanliness. My language in the past has been atrocious. I apologize for all the blue salty sailor talk. I'm gonna do what I need to do to make sure that shi--crap stops. I will make an effort to clean this place up in case children happen to come here and read about, I don't know, whatever the heck it is that this is about.

From now on, the following words will no longer be used on Extravabatonydanza: shit, fuck, shitfuck, fuckshit, tallywacker, dickmunch, assblast, smoove balls, Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice, bonerlicious, idiot hoser, turdburglar, pusshole, cockgobblin' goblin, poot-slot, horse's rear, fagay, blue whale penis, sockhop slut, snot towel, Cleveland Steamer, Cinncinatti Chinup, mexican pool cleaner, fish taco, pile driver, flapjack titties, poonquest, shiny happy pee-hole, dingleberry, jism, jasm, spoojeezal, rod sod, cunt broth, taint glaze, onion bag, snack cakes, crucifux, chesty broad, nads, dumb piece of tardsnatch, porkin', booboo, scat in the hat, and bukkaoroke.